Things that made me feel old

1. Kid at yesterday's intramural soccer game: So, are you guys grad students?
   My classmate: Yeah.
   Kid: I thought you guys looked old.
2. Found Salt & Pepa's classic "Push It" on the Sirius 80s channel & was blasting it on my way home from the game as I drove through campus.... then I realized the vast majority of the people I was passing were not even born when that song came out in 1988.
3. Standing in line for the bathroom at the bar last night. Me: Pens tee shirt, jeans, flip flops, pigtails. Every other girl: skanky tank top and/or little shorts, high heels, way too much makeup.
4. While typing this on my phone at the bus stop, two girls walk past very clearly doing the walk of shame. One of them is wearing a fur coat.