ESPN is currently running a story on a report that claims attractive quarterbacks make more money than less attractive quarterbacks in the NFL. This led to two seemingly professional analysts listing their top 5 most attractive QBs (an incredibly awkward segment where Skip Bayless talked rather passionately about why Brady Quinn should be #1).
This led to Lindsay & me discussing attractive & unattractive QBs in the NFL. So, without further adieu, here are my personal "most unattractive" and "most attractive" lists. To whet your appetite, here are the fuglies first. (Sorry, guys.)
3. Kyle Orton
1. Jeff Garcia
And now for the hotties... Please note that I will not have Tom Brady on this list. Don't like it? Bitch about it elsewhere.
5. Jamarcus Russell - on this list only for me to be able to link to this picture.
4. Brett Favre - you know, for an old man.
3. Matt Leinart - I need to clarify this one by noting that he belongs in the "dirty hot" category. See also: Piven, Jeremy.
2. Tony Romo - any guy who can belt "Don't Stop Believin'" at the top of his lungs has the keys to my heart.
1. Drew Brees - undeniably good looking, in my opinion, and seemingly a really good guy. Doesn't get any better. I absolutely love the guy.
Ladies, what do you think?
3 comments:
this is a most excellent post. A+.
Your lack of a Manning mention worries me (this goes for either list, because I know we have differing opinions). Also, no Duke of Fug and the Earl of Gross? I don't care how good he is, he's not attractive.
Other than that, this is awesome.
I decided to leave the Mannings alone on this one... certain people's feelings on them are well-documented. :) As for the Duke of Fug... well, if he keeps winning us games, he'll get a little bit hotter.
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